I don't have the strongest math background.
I rushed through honors algebra, geometry, and trig in order to finish all math requirements by my sophomore year of high school, and I've never gone back, save for a brief period studying for the SAT and GRE (and sometimes to calculate a 35% off sale at Macy's.) But I am fairly certain that a quarter of an inch is never, in any math class or alternate alien universe, equal to three inches.
I understand the concept of "you get what you pay for in life." But apparently at Cost Cutters, $15 gets you the opposite of what you want. Who cuts hair blunt and straight-across anymore, unless it is specifically requested? And even then, you may get a few strange looks. ("Really? Straight across? Are you sure that's what you want? It might look weird.") If my regular hairdresser hadn't gotten fired, I would not be in this situation.
I know what you're thinking: it's just hair. It will grow back. But will it, really? I mean, okay, yeah, I know it will, really. But that is not the point! Hair isn't "just hair." In fact, I'm pretty sure I read once in Cosmo or Allure or Generic Women's Magazine that your hair is your greatest accessory.
My greatest accessory was just punched in the face.
2 comments:
DUDE. My condolences. I used to have straight across bangs when I was a child so for some reason I thought, let's try that again! I looked like one of those Playmobil people.
'My greatest accessory was just punched in the face.'
you are hilarious.
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